Yeye Business Man

My People, e get one gist wey i wan give una. Weder na true abi na fabu make you decide.

Long time ago when i still small, na so one chap come meet me oh say im wan sell gun. Me kuma wey dey look for money come say dat na small runnings i go organise the sale for am. Anyway, go no go na im i take style withdraw because i don see say person fit enter trouble.

Somehow somehow sha dem come link another chap to help sell am, make we call am Natty. No be him Natty don begin make the rounds dey tell anybody wey care to listen say im get gun for sale. Na so e talk sotey e come reach the ear of one guy (i don forget im name, make we call am Abego). The following dialog follow

Abego: Natty na true say you get the tin to sell?
Natty: yes.
Abego; Ok i get person wey wan buy. I go bring am tomorrow come see you.
Natty: Ok

Tomorrow don reach now and as dem plan am na im Abego appear Natty with two people wey come buy gun.

Abego:(to the men) Na dis be the man wey get the gun wey im wan sell.
Man1: Oga na true say you get gun for sale?
Natty: Yes now. (e show dem the gun)
Man2: You sure say na real gun abi na imitation.
Natty: Look dis man oh! You tink say i be yeye business man. I say the gun na automatic, e dey shoot kpa kpa kpakpa kpa.
Man1: If na so, then i am placing you under arrest for the illegal possesion of a gun. Oya handcuff am, na area "F" get am.
Natty: Oga abeg! No be me get am...

The tin wey happen to Natty be say im oju kokoro na im put am for trouble. Also im no even take time take find out who im dey do business wit.

After a few days dem release Natty but not before dem blow blow all im eye and collect "settlement" from am.