Saturday, January 27, 2007

Wetin dey happen?

Wetin dey oh!

My peeple i travel make una no vex. Where i travel go? As una kno dem get difren difren kind travel. Dem get air travel, rail travel, astral travel, spiritual travel, undergee travel and many many more. Na de undergee one na im i do. E remain small i for lost patapata for undergee, we tank the lord.

Election time don reach again oh! Naija own brand of political campaign don start. Na im be say many many peeple go dey a limb or two less by de end of de election. Naija own campaign no be thru media oh! Na to hack down any opposition. Dem campaign expenses go look somtin like dis
  • 10% for media
  • 30% to bribe officials
  • 10% for campaign tshirts, banners etc
  • 50% fund to eliminate opponents

If you dey contest against person wey holo wad pass you, you don already lose be dat. Not only sey you go lose de election but also de money wey you don invest. And if you no careful you go lose you life join am.

Anyway na dem sabi! Na wen person don chop beleful na im dem go com decide say time don reach to die. Na dat time dem go sign dem death warrant by going into politics.

Person wey get ear make him hear, it ain't worth it! Contribute to de development of ya contry but no let greed make you wan be politician.

A yin gana fun!