Police & CCTV

My people, na me oh! I don come again. How una dey? I troway salute! Many many tins dey my mind na im make una nefer hear from me. I don tink so tey e be like say my head wan shrink. Wetin dey make me tink? Askor!

Anyway, inside tis tink tink na im i come begin tink about one tin wey dem write for naija paper. Wen i read am, i come digest am, i no con know weder to laugh or cry for my country. Wetin i read? No be IG for Naija police come talk sey dem wan put CCTV for Abuja and Lagos make dem take dey monitor crime. Abeg where i wan start dis discussion. Na light own we go talk abi na expertise abi na hunger wey wan kill policemen.

How dem plan power cctv wen dem dey for perpetual darkness. Ok not perpertual darkness but e remain small. If power supply dey as erratic as e dey now, e go hard dem to fit power the cctv oh. Abi una no see am so? Dem fit just dey follow one tief for camera, NEPA go come take light. Una no see sey oku a gula. Ok make we talk sey dem come use cctv take identify one barawo, how dem wan take find am. Dem get records? Abi una no hear say naija get 120 million people. Lagos on im own na 12 million people and increasing by the day.

Make we even come assume say dem see the face, identify the tief come charge am to court, e yen wa ni kini. No be for una eye na im Tafa tell reporters say "i will bounce back". Abeg make una leave me hand. CCTV my foot. Dem done find anoder way wey dem go take chop money. Dem don see say EFCC dem no dey joke so na to apply anoder method of tief tief. Dis guys are going sophisticated. You know hear say Tafa be wan buy bank, we are talking serious money here men. If na me, immediately the deal enter like dis i don retire be dat. Chikena, Iyoku banza. Befor dem go say e don tief money, i don go back my village start one farm.

Abeg make una leave Naija police jo. Dem never fit deal wit introduction of computers na cctv dem one deal with. Abi you know any police station wey get computer? How dem dey take keep or track records of criminals? You stay there.

Anyway, make mesef leave una hand small. I go write again wen my head return to im normal size. se go be.