Laugh and Cry

Una hear say Jay-Z and beyonce go naija. True talk man. Thisday newpapers carry dem come for independence show. Dem say wen Beyonce come stop de show come sing naija national anthem say some people dey cry. Dem say de girl voice na like mami water. I gree say na im voice dey make dem cry. Wen dem go remember dem suffer for africa how dem no go cry. Dem go look say and na God create dem wit Beyonce oh! Abi na de alatika voices wey dem Salawa Abeni get na im go make dem cry. Abeg cry my people! After you go don pay $200 take go watch Jay-Z, for morning your eye go come down. Na dat time you go start d real cry. Dat $200 na for popular side oh! Na $800 for VIPs! Abeg hep me convert am to Naira.

Make una no get me wrong oh. E good say at least in d midst of sufferhead we still fit enjoy ourselves. D good tin be say at least area boys too fit make some small change. As i hear say many of dem become "impromtu parking attendants".

On anoder matter, Bill Gates go Ota go see baba. Baba go don prepare for am. I'm sure say e go don give Bill "injection". Wetin be injection? You no understand? Ok e go don pin am! How can you say that, he is the president of Nigeria you know. I gree! You tink say na d kind pinning wey you and me dey do? Dis na on anoder level men. Abi dem tell you say dem don finis build presidential library? Abeg d one wey i talk don do, before dem give Ribadu my number (no shaking Ribadu, me gan na espirit de corps). Na now i remember espirit de corps. Na naija way be dat; by any means necessary.



Meanwhile, e get anoder kind pinning wey fit happen an minute from now. No pretend like say you nefer hear say baba and atiku wan wound each other. Na heavy action! Na who you tink say go win. Dis na WWF abi na WBF,Sky Lolo or Little Boy Blue, make you judge.

Long time!

Long time abi lon time! na where you kon dey since? Oh men unu no go vex oh. Na my pikin kon wan do 1st birthday so na all systems go. na small com chop we been plan oh! De preparation nko? Na military precision and im we take do am, if not de tin for get k leg. Anyway, i happy to tell una say e go well. Where una own cake? I no get crayon i for draw am for una. When i don arrange mysef small i go show una some pics of my pikin. I hear say some small small boys parents don dey campaign. Make una kill dat dream. i don pay money make dem for take train two rotweillers wey i go station for my doormot.

i say una nefer hear from me small time, na im i say make i touch down. If i shell small, make una no vex oh English teachers. Na pidgin english na im i take dey write. Yes oh! Excuse full ground remain.

i get orishirishi matter to talk but na for my next posting.

cheerio!